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               THE PROFITS OF RELIGION

         An Essay in Economic Interpretation








                 By UPTON SINCLAIR







OFFERTORY

This book is a study of Supernaturalism from a new point of
view--as a Source of Income and a Shield to Privilege. I have
searched the libraries through, and no one has done it before. If
you read it, you will see that it needed to be done. It has meant
twenty-five years of thought and a year of investigation. It
contains the facts.

I publish the book myself, so that it may be available at the
lowest possible price. I am giving my time and energy, in return
for one thing which you may give me--the joy of speaking a true
word and getting it heard.

The present volume is the first of a series, which will do for
Education, Journalism and Literature what has here been done for
the Church: the four volumes making a work of revolutionary
criticism, an Economic Interpretation of Culture under the
general title of "The Dead Hand."



CONTENTS

Introductory
 Bootstrap-lifting
 Religion

Book One: The Church of the Conquerors
 The Priestly Lie
 The Great Fear
 Salve Regina!
 Fresh Meat
 Priestly Empires
 Prayer-wheels
 The Butcher-Gods
 The Holy Inquisition
 Hell-fire

Book Two: The Church of Good Society
 The Rain Makers
 The Babylonian Fire-God
 The Medicine-men
 The Canonization of Incompetence
 Gibson's Preservative
 The Elders
 Church History
 Land and Livings
 Graft in Tail
 Bishops and Beer
 Anglicanism and Alcohol
 Dead Cats
 "Suffer Little Children"
 The Court-circular
 Horn-blowing
 Trinity Corporation
 Spiritual Interpretation

Book Three: The Church of the Servant Girls
 Charity
 God's Armor
 Thanksgivings
 The Holy Roman Empire
 Temporal Power
 Knights of Slavery
 Priests and Police
 The Church Militant
 The Church Triumphant
 God in the Schools
 The Menace
 King Coal
 The Unholy Alliance
 Secret Service
 Tax Exemption
  Holy History
 Das Centrum

Book Four: The Church of the Slavers
 The Face of Caesar
 Deutschland ueber Alles
 Der Tag
 King Cotton
 Witches and Women
 Moth and Rust
 To Lyman Abbott
 The Octopus
 The Industrial Shelley
 The Outlook for Graft
 Clerical Camouflage
 The Jungle

Book Five: The Church of the Merchants
 The Head Merchant
 "Herr Beeble"
 Holy Oil
 Rhetorical Black-hanging
 The Great American Fraud
 Riches in Glory
 Captivating Ideals
 Spook Hunting
 Running the Rapids
 Birth Control
 Sheep

Book Six: The Church of the Quacks
 Tabula Rasa
 The Book of Mormon
 Holy Rolling
 Bible Prophecy
 Koreshanity
 Mazdaznan
 Black Magic
 Mental Malpractice
 Science and Wealth
 New Nonsense
 "Dollars Want Me!"
 Spiritual Financiering
 The Graft of Grace

Book Seven: The Church of the Social Revolution
 Christ and Caesar
 Locusts and Wild Honey
 Mother Earth
 The Soap Box
 The Church Machine
 The Church Redeemed
 The Desire of Nations
 The Knowable
 "Nature's Insurgent Son
 The New Morality
 Envoi



INTRODUCTORY

Bootstrap-lifting

Bootstrap-lifting? says the reader.

It is a vision I have seen: upon a vast plain, men and women are
gathered in dense throngs, crouched in uncomfortable and
distressing positions, their fingers hooked in the straps of
their boots. They are engaged in lifting themselves; tugging and
straining until they grow red in the face, exhausted. The
perspiration streams from their foreheads, they show every
symptom of distress; the eyes of all are fixed, not upon each
other, nor upon their boot-straps, but upon the sky above. There
is a look of rapture upon their faces, and now and then, amid
grunts and groans, they cry out with excitement and triumph.

I approach one and say to him, "Friend, what is this you are
doing?"

He answers, without pausing to glance at me, "I am performing
spiritual exercises. See how I rise?"

"But," I say, "you are not rising at all!"

Whereat he becomes instantly angry. "You are one of the
scoffers!"

"But, friend," I protest, "don't you feel the earth under your
feet?"

"You are a materialist!"

"But, friend, I can see--"

"You are without spiritual vision!"

And so I move on among the sweating and groaning hordes. Being of
a sympathetic turn of mind, I cannot help being distressed by the
prevalence of this singular practice among so large a portion of
the human race. How is it possible that none of them should
suspect the futility of their procedure? Or can it really be that
I am uncomprehending? That in some way they are actually getting
off the ground, or about to get off the ground?

Then I observe a new phenomenon: a man gliding here and there
among the bootstrap-lifters, approaching from the rear and
slipping his hands into their pockets. The position of the
spiritual exercisers greatly facilitates his work; their eyes
being cast up to heaven, they do not see him, their thoughts
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